Mangy Fetlocks, the Quasi-Intellectual Existentialist Cowboy, wrestled long and hard to try to think of who (or what) Donald Trump reminded him of, then he remembered a saying his dear departed dad often used when describing such types of people. Inspired his own father's homespun sayings and dirt-farmer wisdom, Mangy sings his folksy tribute to Donald Trump. He's pretty sure his old dad would be proud as hell. For those wishing to sing along, words are found below. Trump Reminds Me of a Horse
Chorus:
Trump reminds me of a horse, not the
end that nibbles oats, of course, but the
part that you see from in back, when a
horse precedes you on a track, or
down a dusty, desert trail. It’s the
part that’s underneath the tail that
brings to mind the thought of Donald Trump.
Donald Trump’s despicable,
and that’s a well-known fact.
Few have less integrity than he.
He’s still mad as hell about
how many votes he lacked,
which helps to fuel his insecurity.
Chorus:
Donald’s been a bully since his
very early years.
Something which endeared the lad to none.
Caging migrant children
and instilling folks with fear
are currently what Donald views as fun.
Chorus:
Donald’s mind is malleable
as Play Dough when it’s new.
He finds truth in each conspiracy.
So he lashes out at nearly everybody who
is not intensely paranoid as he.
Chorus:
Donald sees no problem with
enlisting foreign aid
even when prohibited by law.
Long as he is president,
he feels he’s got it made.
The biggest horse’s *** I ever saw.
Chorus:
copyriught, 2019, Bruce W. Nelson, ASCAP
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